May 2013
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[[MORE]]we’re closer to mending the holes in our family.
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
“This Spock isn’t wearing nearly enough eyeshadow!”
– Adorable elderly woman in Star Trek theater tonight (via nerdachecakes)
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
pandanny:
I’m not really sure if i should be happy or sad to have so many butt cherries :l
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
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THE STUPID LOWE’S COMMERCIAL
I HEAR IT ON SPOTIFY
AND I’M LIKE THIS IS SUCH A CUTE SONG WHAT IS IT
AND THEN IT GOES
“GET 10% OFF HOME APPLIANCES LIKE REFRIGERATORS WASHERS AND DRYERS”
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dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
“Please think of me like an endangered species and just observe me quietly from...”
– Haruki Murakami at his first public appearance in 18 years today in Kyōto (via murakamistuff)
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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do i want to do my homework
nnnNOOOOOOOOOO
Person: hey have you read any good books lately?
Me: are you ready for this conversation
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“All right guys make sure you bubble in either Algebra I, Geometry, Algebra II,...”
– Mrs. Jain (via omgdidyouseethato-o)
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egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
theneverendingdrums:
wimpala:
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theneverendingdrums:
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got...
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bueno:
boba
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South Dakota Officials Miss Historic Meeting With... →
stfuconservatives:
Federal officials met with South Dakota’s nine Sioux tribes on Wednesday for a historic summit in Rapid City. A year in the making, it was an effort to address long standing concerns over the high number of Native American children the state places in white foster homes. State officials, however, didn’t show up for the meeting.
State officials, however, didn’t show up for...
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friendly reminder that last week ryan was like “let’s go watch ironman 3 guys” and we were like “okay cool that sounds fun” and then the next night i see ryan’s tumblr post saying “FINALLY SAW IRONMAN 3!!!!!!”
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